A TINY HYDRATION THREAT

DRINK, OR ELSE.

MOIST & MAGNIFICENT waiting for your first sip

Hydrated. Glorious. Slightly judgmental.

Things get worse in 45:00

DAMAGE CONTROL 0 / 8

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CAT MAINTENANCE

SETTINGS

Time between drinks Each missed interval makes the cat one tier worse. Drinks per day 8 412 max The tally scales to fit. Twelve is the civilized limit.

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